Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Brazilification: \ | | | The widening gulf between the rich and | | the poor and the accompanying | | disappearance of the middle classes. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;