Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As me an' me marrer was readin' a \ | tyape, The tyape gave a shriek mark an' | | tried tae escyape; It skipped ower the | | gyate tae the end of the field, An' | | jigged oot the room wi' a spool an' a | | reel! Follow the leader, Johnny me | | laddie, Follow it through, me canny lad | | O; Follow the transport, Johnny me | | laddie, Away, lad, lie away, canny lad | | O! | | | | -- S. Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;