Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Woman's advice has little value, but he \ | who won't take it is a fool. | | | \ -- Cervantes / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;