Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Leadership involves finding a parade \ | and getting in front of it; what is | | happening in America is that those | | parades are getting smaller and smaller | | -- and there are many more of them. | | | \ -- John Naisbitt, "Megatrends" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;