Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Two men were sitting over coffee, \ | contemplating the nature of things, | | with all due respect for their | | breakfast. "I wonder why it is that | | toast always falls on the buttered | | side," said one. | | | | "Tell me," replied his friend, "why you | | say such a thing. Look at this." And he | | dropped his toast on the floor, where | | it landed on the dry side. | | | | "So, what have you to say for your | | theory now?" | | | | "What am I to say? You obviously | \ buttered the wrong side." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;