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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ This product is meant for educational   \
| purposes only. Any resemblance to real  |
| persons, living or dead is purely       |
| coincidental. Void where prohibited.    |
| Some assembly may be required.          |
| Batteries not included. Contents may    |
| settle during shipment. Use only as     |
| directed. May be too intense for some   |
| viewers. If condition persists, consult |
| your physician. No user-serviceable     |
| parts inside. Breaking seal constitutes |
| acceptance of agreement. Not            |
| responsible for direct, indirect,       |
| incidental or consequential damages     |
| resulting from any defect, error or     |
| failure to perform. Slippery when wet.  |
| For office use only. Substantial        |
| penalty for early withdrawal. Do not    |
| write below this line. Your cancelled   |
| check is your receipt. Avoid contact    |
| with skin. Employees and their families |
| are not eligible. Beware of dog. Driver |
| does not carry cash. Limited time       |
| offer, call now to insure prompt        |
| delivery. Use only in well-ventilated   |
| area. Keep away from fire or flame.     |
| Some equipment shown is optional. Price |
| does not include taxes, dealer prep, or |
| delivery. Penalty for private use. Call |
| toll free before digging. Some of the   |
| trademarks mentioned in this product    |
| appear for identification purposes      |
| only. All models over 18 years of age.  |
| Do not use while operating a motor      |
| vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage     |
| will be paid by addressee. Apply only   |
| to affected area. One size fits all.    |
| Many suitcases look alike. Edited for   |
| television. No solicitors. Reproduction |
| strictly prohibited. Restaurant         |
| package, not for resale. Objects in     |
| mirror are closer than they appear.     |
| Decision of judges is final. This       |
| supersedes all previous notices. No     |
\ other warranty expressed or implied.    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;