Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This product is meant for educational \ | purposes only. Any resemblance to real | | persons, living or dead is purely | | coincidental. Void where prohibited. | | Some assembly may be required. | | Batteries not included. Contents may | | settle during shipment. Use only as | | directed. May be too intense for some | | viewers. If condition persists, consult | | your physician. No user-serviceable | | parts inside. Breaking seal constitutes | | acceptance of agreement. Not | | responsible for direct, indirect, | | incidental or consequential damages | | resulting from any defect, error or | | failure to perform. Slippery when wet. | | For office use only. Substantial | | penalty for early withdrawal. Do not | | write below this line. Your cancelled | | check is your receipt. Avoid contact | | with skin. Employees and their families | | are not eligible. Beware of dog. Driver | | does not carry cash. Limited time | | offer, call now to insure prompt | | delivery. Use only in well-ventilated | | area. Keep away from fire or flame. | | Some equipment shown is optional. Price | | does not include taxes, dealer prep, or | | delivery. Penalty for private use. Call | | toll free before digging. Some of the | | trademarks mentioned in this product | | appear for identification purposes | | only. All models over 18 years of age. | | Do not use while operating a motor | | vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage | | will be paid by addressee. Apply only | | to affected area. One size fits all. | | Many suitcases look alike. Edited for | | television. No solicitors. Reproduction | | strictly prohibited. Restaurant | | package, not for resale. Objects in | | mirror are closer than they appear. | | Decision of judges is final. This | | supersedes all previous notices. No | \ other warranty expressed or implied. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;