Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Life is a concentration camp. You're \ | stuck here and there's no way out and | | you can only rage impotently against | | your persecutors. | | | \ -- Woody Allen / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;