Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A man said to the Universe: \ | | | "Sir, I exist!" | | | | "However," replied the Universe, | | | | "the fact has not created in me a sense | | of obligation." | | | \ -- Stephen Crane / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;