Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Who wants to remember that \ | escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b puts | | you into super-edit-debug-compile mode? | | (Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on | | the intuitiveness of commands, | \ especially Emacs.) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;