Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "There's only one way to have a happy \ | marriage and as soon as I learn what it | | is I'll get married again." | | | \ -- Clint Eastwood / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;