Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this \ | the man I want my children to spend | | their weekends with? | | | \ -- Rita Rudner / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;