Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Early to rise, early to bed, makes a \ | man healthy, wealthy and dead. | | | | -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light | \ Fantastic" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;