Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I always pass on good advice. It is the \ | only thing to do with it. It is never | | any good to oneself. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;