Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: How many surrealists does it take to \ | change a light bulb? A: Two, one to | | hold the giraffe, and the other to fill | | the bathtub | | | | with brightly colored machine tools. | | | | [Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of | \ fur. Ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;