Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You can write a small letter to Grandma \ | in the filename. | | | | -- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of | \ Washington / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;