Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I am two fools, I know, for loving, and \ | for saying so. | | | \ -- John Donne / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;