Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ignisecond, n: \ | | | The overlapping moment of time when the | | hand is locking the car | | | | door even as the brain is saying, "my | | keys are in there!" | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;