Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / H. L. Mencken's Law: \ | | | Those who can -- do. | | | | Those who can't -- teach. | | | | Martin's Extension: | | | \ Those who cannot teach -- administrate. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;