Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Wedding, n: \ | | | A ceremony at which two persons | | undertake to become one, one undertakes | | | | to become nothing and nothing | | undertakes to become supportable. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;