Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / See, these two penguins walked into a \ | bar, which was really stupid, 'cause | \ the second one should have seen it. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;