Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you want to get rich from writing, \ | write the sort of thing that's read by | | persons who move their lips when the're | | reading to themselves. | | | \ -- Don Marquis / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;