Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If we want something nice to get born \ | in nine months, then sex has to happen. | | We want to have the kind of sex that is | | acceptable and fun for both people, not | | the kind where someone is getting | | screwed. Let's get some cross | | fertilization, but not someone getting | | screwed. | | | \ -- Larry Wall / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;