Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Receiving a million dollars tax free \ | will make you feel better than being | | flat broke and having a stomach ache. | | | | -- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not | \ So Hot" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;