Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I'd love to go out with you, but I \ \ never go out on days that end in `Y.'" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;