Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Economies of scale: \ | | | The notion that bigger is better. In | | particular, that if you want | | | | a certain amount of computer power, it | | is much better to buy one | | | | biggie than a bunch of smallies. | | Accepted as an article of faith | | | | by people who love big machines and all | | that complexity. Rejected | | | | as an article of faith by those who | | love small machines and all | | | \ those limitations. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;