Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Guns don't kill people. It's those damn \ | bullets. Guns just make them go really | | really fast. | | | \ -- Jake Johanson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;