Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / 2.3.1 has been released. Folks new to \ | this game should remember that 2.3.* | | releases are development kernels, with | | no guarantees that they will not cause | | your system to do horrible things like | | corrupt its disks, catch fire, or start | | running Mindcraft benchmarks. | | | \ -- Slashdot / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;