Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / NOTICE: \ | | | -- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER | | TODAY -- | | | | (The nearest working elevator is in the | \ building across the street.) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;