Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Don't lose Your head To gain a minute \ | You need your head Your brains are in | | it. | | | \ -- Burma Shave / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;