Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / 1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When \ \ 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;