Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Demons \ | | | When you use the Way to conquer the | | world, Your demons will lose their | | power to harm. It is not that they lose | | their power as such, But that they will | | not harm others; Because they will not | | harm others, You will not harm others: | | When neither you nor your demons can do | | harm, You will be at peace with them. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;