Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Consider a spherical bear, in simple \ | harmonic motion..." | | | | -- Professor in the UCB physics | \ department / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;