Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the \ | trouble of having Marta cook up about a | | hundred drumsticks, then the guy at | | Marineland says, "You can't throw that | | chicken to the dolphins. They eat | | fish." | | | | Sure they eat fish if that's all you | | give them! Man, wise up. | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;