Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As I argued in "Beloved Son", a book \ | about my son Brian and the subject of | | religious communes and cults, one | | result of proper early instruction in | | the methods of rational thought will be | | to make sudden mindless conversions -- | | to anything -- less likely. Brian now | | realizes this and has, after eleven | | years, left the sect he was associated | | with. The problem is that once the | | untrained mind has made a formal | | commitment to a religious philosophy -- | | and it does not matter whether that | | philosophy is generally reasonable and | | high-minded or utterly bizarre and | | irrational -- the powers of reason are | | surprisingly ineffective in changing | | the believer's mind. - Steve Allen, | | comedian, from an essay in the book | | "The Courage of | | | \ Conviction", edited by Philip Berman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;