Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who \ | has merely laid an egg cackles as if | | she laid an asteroid. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;