Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's amazing how nice people are to you \ | when they know you're going away. | | | \ -- Michael Arlen / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;