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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ A book is the work of a mind, doing its \
| work in the way that a mind deems best. |
| That's dangerous. Is the work of some   |
| mere individual mind likely to serve    |
| the aims of collectively accepted       |
| compromises, which are known in the     |
| schools as 'standards'? Any mind that   |
| would audaciously put itself forth to   |
| work all alone is surely a bad example  |
| for the students, and probably, if not  |
| downright antisocial, at least a little |
| off-center, self-indulgent, elitist.    |
| ... It's just good pedagogy, therefore, |
| to stay away from such stuff, and use   |
| instead, if film-strips and             |
| rap-sessions must be supplemented,      |
| 'texts,' selected, or prepared, or      |
| adapted, by real professionals. Those   |
| texts are called 'reading material.'    |
| They are the academic equivalent of the |
| 'listening material' that fills         |
| waiting-rooms, and the 'eating          |
| material' that you can buy in thousands |
| of convenient eating resource centers   |
| along the roads.                        |
|                                         |
\ -- The Underground Grammarian           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;