Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / I'm DESPONDENT ... I hope there's \ | something DEEP-FRIED under this | \ miniature DOMED STADIUM ... / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;