Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hello. Jim Rockford's machine, this is \ | Larry Doheny's machine. Will you please | | have your master call my master at his | | convenience? Thank you. Thank you. | | Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank | | you. | | | \ -- "The Rockford Files" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;