Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "...[Linux's] capacity to talk via any \ | medium except smoke signals." (By Dr. | | Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer | \ Center) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;