Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Competitive fury is not always anger. \ | It is the true missionary's courage and | | zeal in facing the possibility that | | one's best may not be enough. | | | \ -- Gene Scott / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;