Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There was a little girl Who had a \ | little curl Right in the middle of her | | forehead. When she was good, she was | | very, very good And when she was bad, | | she was very, very popular. | | | | -- Max Miller, "The Max Miller Blue | \ Book" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;