Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mathematics is the only science where \ | one never knows what one is talking | | about nor whether what is said is true. | | | \ -- Russell / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;