Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / %DCL-MEM-BAD, bad memory VMS-F-PDGERS, \ \ pudding between the ears / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;