Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Free Speech Is The Right To Shout \ | 'Theater' In A Crowded Fire. | | | \ -- A Yippie Proverb / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;