Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________ / ( /\__________/\ ) \ | | | \(^ @___..___@ ^)/ | | | | /\ (\/\/\/\/) /\ | | | | / \(/\/\/\/\)/ \ | | | | -( """""""""" ) | | | | \ _____ / | | | | ( /( )\ ) | | | | _) (_V) (V_) (_ | | | \ (V)(V)(V) (V)(V)(V) / --------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;