Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Thank goodness modern convenience is a \ | thing of the remote future. | | | \ -- Pogo, by Walt Kelly / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;