Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /Oxymorons? I saw one \ | yesterday - the pamphlet on "Taco Bell | | | \ Nutritional Information" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;