Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Gray's Law of Programming: \ | | | `_n+1' trivial tasks are expected to | | be accomplished in the same | | | | time as `_n' tasks. | | | | Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law: | | | | `_n+1' trivial tasks take twice as | \ long as `_n' trivial tasks. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;