Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Have you ever noticed that the people \ | who are always trying to tell you | | `there's a time for work and a time for | \ play' never find the time for play? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;